when i came upon this assed apron, i was like, "this is a great idea, as i don't have an ass."
having no ass should not mean that my life should be abbreviated, i think. what would my life be if it were as abrupt as my cheeks?
i resolved to myself, "okay, i'll buy it." this design is a great idea, as i don't have an ass, after all.
i don't know quite how i should feel about my purchase, as it is very targeted, and never before had attention been called to my asslessness. perhaps i should feel proud. proud that i did not let my ass hold me back. proud that i siezed the day with my small ass, and lived with it fully. proud that my ass is embraced by an apron, an assed apron, which hugs my ass in a loving embrace as if it were made just for me.
and i feel, now as i caress this warming thought in my mind, i feel that all asses should be embraced by an apron, an assed apron, made just for asses, and that perhaps an assed apron is for any ass.
i like small asses in the middle of small assed aprons. i like medium asses in the bottom of medium assed aprons. i like large asses in the top of large assed aprons. i like small asses in the middle of medium assed aprons. i like medium asses in the bottom of large assed aprons. i like large asses in the top of small assed aprons. i like small asses in the middle of large assed aprons. i like medium asses in the bottom of small assed aprons. i like large asses in the top of medium assed aprons. i like small asses in the bottom of small assed aprons. i like medium asses in the top of medium assed aprons. i like large asses in the middle of large assed aprons. i like small asses in the bottom of medium assed aprons. i like medium asses in the top of large assed aprons. i like large asses in the middle of small assed aprons. i like small asses in the bottom of large assed aprons. i like medium asses in the top of small assed aprons. i like large asses in the middle of medium assed aprons. i like small asses in the top of small assed aprons. i like medium asses in the middle of medium assed aprons. i like large asses in the bottom of large assed aprons. i like small asses in the top of medium assed aprons. i like medium asses in the middle of large assed aprons. i like large asses in the bottom of small assed aprons. i like small asses in the top of large assed aprons. i like medium asses in the middle of small assed aprons. i like large asses in the bottom of medium assed aprons. *this paragraph in particular brought to you by github copilot, completely unprompted
such arrangements are beautiful even when one has no ass, as ass-ness does not matter. i myself do not have an ass, of course, and i would still feel special.
i hope you enjoy this apron, and that you will be a great assed apron yourself.
for further reflection on ass-ness, please visit asslessaprons.com[2].
— github copilot, mostly unprompted, occasionaly given a word.
[1][2] these two sentences where the only manual inputs on this page, all other content was either suggested entirely by copilot or singular words provided until a suggestion formed. except that one paragraph, that one just appeared.